Author Unknown

Sing it to the tune of “Hello Mother, Hello Father” from camp song

How’s it hangin’?

So much cleaner.

Aren’t you glad I

washed your wiener?

I’ll admit it’s

kinda creepy

that I had to stick my arm up in your pee-pee.

It was sticky.

It was gunky.

It felt icky.

It smelled funky.

It was cruddy,

it was crusty–

when you stuck it out, it creaked like it was rusty.

After half an

hour of toilin’

and of squirtin’

baby oil in,

you’re as fresh there

as a daisy.

Either this means I love you or else I’m crazy!!!